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Online Game: Starting With SSS-Ranked Summons
by Risaliyah
[Earthlings! You have been summoned to participate in the Universe's Armageddon...]The voice thundered in billions of minds simultaneously, making Arthur drop his last piece of bread on the dirty slum floor.[Beta Testing Phase: Initiated][10 Million Chosen Participants][You have been selected!]"What the F***?" Arthur clutched his head, the system messages burning behind his eyes. This wasn't some phone notification or TV broadcast - this was inside his skull.[Talent Awakening in Progress...][Sys…
The Strongest System
by Xin Feng
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?Shameless. Righteous. Smart.…
I’m Really a Superstar
by Chang Yu
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats an…
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
Fated to the Alpha–And His Triplet Brothers
by Azeem_owoade_6932
"You're meant to be the fated mate of the Alpha Triplets."NO WAY.She’s just a human. Weak. Unwanted.Humans don’t have mates, right? And they definitely don’t get picked by the Moon Goddess.Or so she thought.Hazel’s been treated like dirt her whole life—stuck as a human in a powerful wolf family, looked down on by her pack, hated by her own blood, and pushed around by those who were supposed to have her back. She’s the pack’s dirty little secret.But then, something crazy happens.She gets named th…
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
by My name is Xuanji
【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy!Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice.Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by.A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past!Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of h…
The Taste of Seduction
by Chichii
Mature content (18+)"How far would you go for love?"[COMPLETED BOOK 1]Cruel and twisted Atlas Martini had 3 rules.1. Never mix business with pleasure2. Don't ever give second chances3. Never get emotional attached to someone.He has never been tempted to break these rules until he met her.His new secretary, Meredith Rossi.With her big glasses and doe eyes, she was the most innocent and pure woman he has ever met. he couldn't wait to taint her.To ruin, claim and bend her over his desk.She was supp…
THE SEX DOCTOR (HIS SUBMISSIVE)18+
by Babyauthor
//DARK ROMANCE// BOOK2: The Billionaire's Submissive My new steamy book; The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+) by babyauthorWARNING!THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY SCENE IN EVERY CHAPTER, IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 AND YOU FEEL INSUCRE ABOUT READING EROTIC BOOK, PLEASE DON'T READ. IT CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT!!!...THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE DO BECAUSE YOU WIL REALLY ENJOY IT, IT'S WORTH IT! … (18+) "Please doctor, please fuck me please". Ann begged.Her hands were handcuff below her knee which made her…
Era of Castles: Starting with 99 Dragon Eggs
by Golden Disc
Billions of Humans transmigrated to another dimension, each became a Land Ruler at the start and owned a castle. Each Land Ruler would draw a random starting Soldier-type Building, used to arm their castles. Recruit more soldier-types, plunder resources, and dominate the world! Some drew the Sacred Palace of Knights from the start and commanded troops of knights to crush all obstacles in its way, ruling over vast lands. Some drew the Goblin Cave, developed castle trade, and became renowned dirty…
Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother
by Lyra TaleSmith
Abigail was always curious about the BDSM world in movies, but her relationship with her boyfriend Max was too simple to ever explore those things.Until she discovers Max’s dirty secret, and in her search for revenge, she plays with fire in the form of Charles, the billionaire half brother, who shows her that all her dirty dreams can become true.Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother is created by Lyra TaleSmith, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
DIRTY TRILOGY: DIRTY DESIRES
by DEADNARCO
Sumire Massoullevè, is one of the highest-paid actresses and entitled the top 1 most beautiful woman in the world. The sole daughter of one of the richest business tycoons couple in the country, Sumire has been known for being stubborn and persistent since she was a little girl, she was glamorous yet dark. Born spoiled, Sumire gets everything that she wanted. Being an actress is one of her dreams but dejected by her parents, she still pursues it. Despite having everything she wants, Sumire felt …
Dirty Little Lies
by Sadiya_Aliyu
“... Till death do us apart.” It was a love promise.Nicolás Moreno has lived his life under the shadows, he was a name whispered for his cruel ways and cold-heartedness, known for being a sadist whose only emotion was hate, his face was thought to be a reflection of his ugly heart.When one dinner changes everything for the gentle, kind Annalise Armillo, she finds herself in church the next day with a different identity and now to be married to the most loathsome person ever, and for a man who en…
Dirty Romance
by cheerolex
Emily Walter a scientist who works alongside a company which ultimate goal is the extinction of werewolves while keeping a werewolf as her husband.It won't be long before shed caught in between two brothers. But Emily wants one of them not realizing how much trouble she's bringing..
HILARIOUS TASK SYSTEM
by Ayush_Jaiswal_3105
THIS STORY IS A OF A MAN AYUSH REBORN BUT WITH A SYSTEM WHISE REAL NAME WAS HILARIOUS SYSTEM A SSYTEM WHO WILL GUIDE AYSHA IN HIS LIFE BUT HILARIOUS TASK LIKE MULTIPLE MARRAIGE, SEX , DESTRUCTION SLAUGHTER AND MUCH MORE LETS SEE HOW ILL AYSHA SURVIVE THE SYSTEM HILARIOUSNESS AND DOES SHE/ HE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH IF HIS SYSTEM"Aysha, once Ayush, a man brutally murdered by his own fiancée, Sarah, and her boyfriend, Alex - his former friend and confidant. But death isn't the end. Ayush is re…
The Soldier King Becomes a Useless Little Girl
by MS Fuzi
The female soldier king traverses into a useless little girl, confronting the strongest ghost lord who is both salty and sweet.She is the first legendary female soldier king in history, who traversed and was actually sold by a scumbag!!Unable to cultivate, abandoned, and cursed for a hundred lives, without a good ending?She holds a book defying fate, enslaving the heavens, making the earth her servant. Whoever splashes dirty water on her, she boils it and splashes it back.Punching scumbags, kick…
Entwined by Dawn: The CEO's Relentless Obsession
by 八小爷
One morning, Gu Tiantian wakes up to find her innocence gone—and her temper flaring.Every time she glares at him, cheeks flushed with outrage, Bai Chenyao cocks an eyebrow.“You don’t want this?” he asks, voice cool.“I never did!” she snaps.His only rule: her consent is optional; his desire is not.Cue Gu Tiantian’s inner scream: Then why even ask, you iceberg?!PS:A genius CEO with zero EQ VS. a lovable, scatter-brained clerk.He thinks courtship is a hostile takeover; she thinks love shouldn’t com…
The CEO's dirty little secret
by L. G. Savage
Rules of Engagement1. Be available every Friday evening to Saturday morning.2. Be ready. (Groomed to my standards.)3. You're not to discuss this arrangement or details of this contract with anyone. 4. This is not a relationship, there will be no such expectations.5. Do not fall in love. This is grounds for dismissal...The rules of the contract are very clear. They are in place for a reason. So why does Evelyn think she can just walk out on him? Why does she think she can keep testing and pushing…
Dirty, Dirty Girl
by EtherealNarrator
Morgan is tasked with disciplining a rogue female inventor who’s developed a new, unauthorized device for controlling emotions.